Dear Tooth Fairy –
I’ve got an extra room if you want to just move in for the next year or two. I’m just saying, because you drop by so often, it must be exhausting, all that flying, carrying teeth, carrying all that money around. What do you do with all the teeth by the way? My kids want to know, as we discussed extensively here.
Anyway, let me know if you want me to make up a shoe box or something for you to sleep in one night. On second thought, that might be a little creepy.
Perhaps the Tooth Fairy is getting a little old?