Holy Crap. On Saturday I caught my seven year old wearing eye shadow. Let me repeat that for you. My seven year old. Eye shadow. Which seven year old? One guess.
Yep, this little rascal. SEVEN YEARS OLD.
On top of that, two days later she thought it would be nice to go to bed smelling like me, and took a bath in my perfume. When I came upstairs later, I could smell her from the kitchen. I could barely get close enough to pull the covers over her after she fell asleep. In the morning, she actually tried to deny it! Ummmm, honey....you stink. You can't get out of this one. She says, "wait, I forgot..." Uh huh. Right. Sure you did.
Oh help me when she's 13!