Truck Drivers

On the way home from work I passed an 18 wheeler with a handmade sign on the back of it.  Curious, I drew closer to read the sign.  It read:

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies - 

It's a long and lonely road

Be a flirt!

Unbutton your shirt!

"B" cups rock!

Ewwww. And ick. As I passed the driver I could see him waving at me, he must have seen me slowing to read the sign.  

So I showed him what I thought of his sign, and gave him a look at my anatomy.  A loooooong look.  

At my middle finger.